With awesome flavor I must then commend
The enhancement of a truly good dish
By Jove this is most likely not the end
How great is it, the finest meal, “delish”?
Please come to me, oh great and wondrous meat
And bring your zestful grub and bring your strips
Turn on the grill with searing flaming heat
As with a spatula the meat you flip
The meat has so much grease, it makes me faint
Did someone spray the room with aerosol?
Or could it be the smell of fresh new paint?
Or could it be all the cholesterol?
Thank goodness that the paramedics came
Or I would’ve never been quite the same.