The tick the tock of that old cuckoo clock
The tick the tock that clock seems to never stop
That noise makes me want to jump off the dock.
A drip a drop they make my brain go pop.
The click click of the pen drives me insane.
The crunch and the smack they put me on edge.
Every little nagging sound brings me pain
When the noise won’t stop I look for a ledge.
Little kids and their sounds send me through the roof
I wish I could send them off to Peru.
A lot of sounds make me want to go poof
These sounds they drive me mad you know it’s true.
At the end of the day when work is done
Some peace and quiet is my kind of fun.